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This just in! Those people, the Cullens.....they have more family!!! And they've arrived in town!

Or should I say, back in town.

Their names are Edward, Isabella and Renesmee. Isabella goes by Bella and Renesmee goes by Nessie. They are sisters, although that Nessie looks a hell of a lot like Edward. And it seems that Edward and Bella are an item!! But that Edward--(sucks are in through clentched teeth)--he's something else. Hot as a turned on stove top!! Wonder why he's settled down with someone? Especially when he could have me!!

Speaking, again of the Cullens....

Newest addition, Crystal is in a panic mode for she fears some ex of hers is coming to massacre them all! Ooh, scandalous! Good thing I'm around *wink, wink*

sightings!!!

None right now, but I'll keep you posted!!!

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Well, well, well. Lookie what we have here:

It seems that Miss Isabella Marie Cullen once had a God mother who went missing shortly after the bundle of joy entered this world. But, wait: she's back!! Devonny Dawson is her name and reappearance is her game. Wonder where she's been? Especially since she's been seen with red garnet eyes!! Huh? Colored contacts maybe? This isn't Halloween honey!!! Wait until October.

sightings!!!

Jake Black making a plea to Edward Cullen and his wife Bella about marrying Bella's sister Renesmee! Why in the world would he ask Edward!? Should he just be asking Bella? It's her sister after all!!!

Soothing soul Jasper Hale and new sis Crystal Cullen joking around in a tree and racing to the moutains. Word has it they were gone in the blink of an eye!!! Moments later, a mysterious figure approached them and it looks like they scared the hell out of Crystal! Must be a friend of Will's!!!

Jasper and his lovely sister/girlfriend/whatever teh hell she is, Alice getting into a not so heated argument about new sis Crystal and her ex-beau Will. By the sounds of it, little miss peppy is going after her rival's ex to tell him to back off. Well, well, well......we'll just see about that.

Another Jacob note: he and cousin Harmony Drake were seen having a not so much of an argument outside of his house the other day. Looks like the right hand woman is tired of her cousin being absentee. Does she even like Renesmee because of it. Hard to tell. That girl has more mixed emotions that a woman during that time of the month!!!

That's all for now. Stay tuned.....

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Hear ye, hear ye! Annoucing the engagement of Jacob Black and Renesmee Cullen.

Boy is this a Haley James and Nathan Scott or what?! Aren't Jake and Nessie, like, 17 and still in high school? Haven't they only been together for like, 3 months or something?! Talk about rushing!

sightings!!!

The Cullens and friends gathering for a surprise birthday party for Renesmee--which is where Mr. Black proposed to his lady love. I'm jealous, she got some pretty fabulous gifts and that's uncool. Send some my way people!!

Newbies Noah Collins and Delilah Knightley sparking a little interest at LPHS earlier this week. Wonder if this will turn into a romance for lifetime.

Jasper Hale and his lady love Alice Cullen getting into an argument with new sis Crystal Cullen up on the mountains. Looks like Jasper's risking his marriage to side with sissy over whether Will is coming or not. Talk about drama!!

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Seems that Bella Cullen's family just keeps getting bigger and bigger. A little birdie told me about a Bella heading into Seattle two days in a row and stopping at the airport. When she exited both days, she had in tow two young females.

Who are they you ask?

They are none other than Bella's 5th cousins, Alexandra and Veronica Swan. Twin girls--Veronica being oldest; they go by Ronnie and Lexie sometimes--from Astoria, Oregon that have been stripped of their parents and have no other family to support them. Boo hoo. Grab your tissues and blow hard.

But it looks like Miss Renesmee has already made friends with Lexie. They were spotted in Seattle shopping it up hours after her arrival where she revealed her big engagement to her new B.F.F. Hmmmmm......., I wonder..........

That's all for now. Stay tuned.....

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Well, well, what do we have here?

Pixie girl Alice Cullen has fled and it seems as if husband/brother Jasper Hale is to blame. I wouldn't be surprised if Jasper called it quits for good and never went back to her. Relationships are so difficult these days. Hang in there Jazz. Your true love is about!

Just give me a call handsome! *Wink, wink*

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Who says I can't be in two places at once? Bella Cullen and her little sis, Renesmee taking a sister bonding trip to NYC. Looks like they got some catching up to do!!! Maybe Ness wants to tell her sis something!

Before her big trip, though, miss Bella met her godmother, Devonny Dawson for the first time. Looks like there are a million and one questions to be answered out there!

Groom-to-be Jake Black getting into a major fist fight with Jon Whiteman! Uh oh Jake! Better keep your temper cooled or else you'll be seeing a lot more of yourself on my blog! *Wink, wink*

Speaking of J.W. it seems as though he has a strong connection with a young miss Kenzie Karter, who is a newbie not only to the area, but also to my blog!! Congratulations Kenz! You've just lost your SGG virginity!

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Remember my little stint about relationships earlier? Well guess what?.....

I wasn't kidding!

It seems as though Emmett Cullen is a daddy and his baby mamma ain't Rosalie Hale. In fact no one knows who it is! Alls we know is Maden DeRuby-Cullen is the little rugrat produced by Emmett and our mystery woman, who I intend on getting to scoop on! Although it seems that Rose isn't completely pissed off at her husband/brother. She's actually quite cheery and not the harpy she usually is!

But not everyone is exactly cheery about the sitch! Little miss Nessie ran out of the Cullen Mansion, crying to hubbie-to-be Jake about her newest addition to the family. Grow up honey! You're how old?!

That's all for now. Stay tuned.....

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On December 24th, Jacob Ephraim Black and Renesmee Carlie Cullen became husband and wife at a small ceremony at the Cullen Mansion. But that wasn't the highlight of the night.

Sorry guys!

Little Pixie, Alice Cullen, came back to town and had a smoking hot guy in tow! Apparently his name is Evan Williams and the chemistry is obviously there! Sorry Jazz! Looks like you've been replaced.

But don't get too sad sweetheart. Seems like you've cheated on her just as much as she's cheating on you! I mean, come on! Your sister in law Bella. Yeah, she's got a cousin with your bun in the oven!

Yeah, I went there!

Sorry Alice, but since you've been gone, Jazz got real lonely! Guess a hot blond bimbo caught his attention.

I smell a divorce in the works!

sightings!!!

The newlyweds Jake and Nessie in Italy geting a little intimate! Whoo! Someone turn the AC on!

La Push hottie couple Noah and Delilah out and about, engaged and excepting two little bundles of joy from what I hear. Congrats guys. You got your work cut out for you!

Kenzie Karter running away from Jon Whiteman after he kissed her! Aww, honey. Don't you know you're not suppost to run away after someone kisses you? Jon was spotted bawling his eyes out in the woods afterwards! Grow up dude! Take it like a man!

Resident bad girl, Aarya Blackford and resident good boy, Jackson Danson, spotted partying it up in Port Angeles. I'm sensing an unlikely new couple. Unlikely, but oh so cute!

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This is really all about me!

I'm going off to get my nails done in Seattle and get a French massage! Then I havea million zillion dollars to blow on shopping, so I'll be gone, but I'll still be here!

You envy me don't you?

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On January 26th, 2039, Alexandra Swan gave birth to two adorable little babies at the Cullen Mansion. Rosabella Leigh Swan-Hale came first weighing in at 6 lbs. and 15 oz. and 19 and a half inches. Her baby brother, Edmmett Andrew Swan-Hale weighed in at 7 lbs. and 11 oz. and 22 inches. Alexandra's baby daddy is Jasper Hale, whom I am going to talk about a little bit later in my blog!

Both children had blond hair like both mommy and daddy, but differred in eye color. Rosabella--or Rosie as I hear she is called--has blue and Edmmett--or Eddie as I hear he is called--has green. So adorable! We hear Rosie looks like mommy and Eddie looks like daddy!

Wonder what they'll look like when they grow up?!?!

sightings!!!

Resident ACE Reporter Sadie Harper chatting it up with newcomer Caden Davis. I smell a match made in heaven. The sparks could been seen for a mile away!

Jacob and Renesmee returning from Italy. Have fun kiddies?

Renesmee pulling her auntie Alice aside for a private chat. Something about a pregnancy!? Say it isn't so! (Coughs: It's so!)

Jasper Hale moving into his new place in Seattle. Hmm....wonder why. (Keep reading!)

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After weeks of fighting the obvious, Jasper finally gave into Alice's demands for a divorce. He signed the papers, but it looks like she has some regrets. And plus, from what I've seen, she hasn't even signed the papers yet! Whoa! Talk about wishy washy!

*Personal Note to Alice: Honey, you wanted the divorce. You got it. Now don't back out. Sign the papers!*

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IT'S CONFIRMED!!

Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen are Mr. and Mrs. no longer!

It's always sad to see couples break up.....or divorce in this case. And despite my last blog, I was actually rooting for them. I mean, COME ON! Are they not one of the hottest couples--or ex couples in Forks?

Fo sho!

Now you may wonder what happened to little Jazz after this. Well he made friends with his ex-wife's son-to-be-husband (too many dashes in that sentance) at Club Valis, which is the hot new undergound club in Seattle. However, I can't even seem to get past the velvet ropes. Apparently you have to have a certain.....taste. Whatever the fuck that means!

Anyways, back to Jazzy. He's run away! Now, I know where he is, but the sad thiing is--not really for me--you don't. So, I know some members of the Cullen family really want him to come home. So later in this blog, I'll be giving you a hint as to where he could be.

sightings!!!

Sadie Harper and Caden Davis having a quick chat in Seattle. Looks like this love story is progress (however it's slow and I'm not a patient person, as you all well know!

Ex's Jasper and Alice running into eachother at Club Valis just days after Jasper made nice with Evan. Ugh! Now I know why I wanted you guys together. Jasper, you've always been a playa, yet a gentleman. Why not whoo her to get her back babe? Get her drunk! Something! I know you're braver than that!

Sister act Bella and Renesmee meeting up with Alexandra Swan and baby girl Rosie, who looks like she's growing up pretty damn fast! WTF?!

Speaking of children, Renesmee was shown sporting a, wait for it.....BABY BUMP! Dum dum dum! Looks like Jakey wasn't wearing that condom like he was supposed to!

and lookie here!!!

"Where he stands, you will know. You just have to follow the road of coal. First there's seven, then a five, but be sure not to hit the number after nine."

That ladies and gentleman was you first clue to finding Jasper Hale....er, Whitlock.

Now I'm off to read a good book bye the pool side in the bright hot sun. (At least as much sun as I can abtain!)

That's all for now. Stay tuned.....

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I decided to make this blog all about moi!

I'm going to tell you a little bit about myself. Not too much where it can give my identity away, but I know you're all just dying to know who I am. Maybe you can figure it out.

I live in a remote location and have resided here ever since I was born. My parents are both dead and I am sibling-less. I'm a pretty plain person, that's why I like to ritz my wardrobe up. It's a shame really because I blow all of my money on designer things.

Think you got me figured out?

sightings!!!

Well I seen a cute little squirrel run by the other day! Not much of a sighting, but I'm getting to the main reason for this blog.

and lookie here!!!

"Two areas, night or day, will show you along to his way. Where the sun shines and the waters rise, it's almost impossible to unrecognize."

That was your next clue to finding our beloved Jasper Whitlock. Happy trails.

I'm off, people, to find a nice quite corner to watch everyone from. Tee hee.

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This is a tutorial on cheating relationships.

It seems like everyone around here has been having problems with their loves ones. Not to single any one couple out (*coughs* Alice and Jasper) but it calls for my attention so here goes.....

When dealing with a boyfriend or girlfriend:

If they cheat on you, rant for a while. This is a great way to get everything off your chest. That way when you do step number two, have a nice long Facebook IM conversation, you won't blow up. (Or maybe you will. Who knows?)

When dealing with a spouse:

If they cheat on you, do step one of boy/girlfriend. After that, consider your options. If you're a girl, you can take him for everything he has if you get a divorce. This may seem great, but you'll end up being the miserable one in the end, so divorces are an opting out. 'Nuff said. My suggestion, just talk to them and see why they did what they did.

In the case of Jasper and Alice (not singling any one out, still!) talking would've been a good idea. Before Alice left for England.

This concludes the SGG tutorial of how to deal with cheating relationships.

sightings!!!

Good girl gone bad, Faith Madison, and bad girl gone good, Katelyn Taylor, spotted in Port Angeles and Seattle hitting up the clubs. Port Angeles was their first meeting, but I was a little disappointed as to when Nathaniel Pierce stepped in. It seems like her a little protective of our BGGG. Insteresting.....

Cousins Bella and Veronica hitting up Famous Daves BBQ in Olympia. Bella didn't dig in, but Ronnie sure did. But it seemed like they were in an intense conversation. They hit up the mall afterwards going to my fave store, Marchesa! Good taste Ron!

Other cousin act Jacob Black and Harmony Drake having an out-and-about fun day in La Push going cliff diving as the starting point to their day. Hope they had fun! It sure looked like it!

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Okay I want you all to look on a map of the United States. Now, direct your attention to the South Eastern most state. In this state you will find a city that is quite ironic to our missing man, Jasper Whitlock. It may take you a while, but you will find him. He is there. When all fails, look in the northern part of the state. If you don't find it then, you must be blind or you're looking at a shitty map.

When you find him, feel free to go to the Cullens. They'll be glad to know where he is.

That's all for now. Stay tuned.....

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OH MY GOD!

This is big news...like bigger than when Brittany shaved her head or Janet flashed the entire world at the Superbowl. I'm talking serious business here people...

Jasper has been FOUND!

That's right people. Jasper Hale, or should I say Jasper Whitlock has been found. My sources tell me that our beloved Jasper has been hiding out down in Florida. Jasper, Florida to be exact. Hmm...I wonder what he's doing down there and where he's been staying. I guess we will just have to find out soon enough. Wonder if he'll ever come back?

sightings!!!

There was a strange gathering out in the Forks forest recently. Newcomer Nathaniel Pierce as well as the father-to-be Jacob Black were among the gathered members in the forest. I also caught sight of someone that looked a hell of a lot like Will Jennings, Crystal Cullen's boyfriend. I don't know exactly what went down there, but I did hear some rather strange sounds later...kind of like wolves.

Speaking of that gathering, Bella Cullen seen rushing her very pregnant sister Renesmee back to the Cullen mansion and it looked as if there was some definite signs of labor commencing. Holy hell...didn't she just find out she was pregnant not too long ago?

Kenzie Karter and Jonathan Whiteman seen getting rather cozy on the beach of La Push. Man, oh man...things are definitely getting heated up in that relationship. I wonder if I could find me a man like that sometime...*wink*

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Well I can definitely say that things are getting heated up by the minute at Forks High School. Apparently there are several new kids in town, including Kenzie Karter's two best friends, Lucy Daniels and Katelyn Taylor. Both of whom recently met the newest addition to town, good ol' Texas boy Kaleb Hall.

I heard there was some tension between Kaleb and Lucy...some of the flirtatious kind. There could possibly be something there...I sense the beginning of a little flirting that could be followed by a possible date or...two.

That's all for now. Stay tuned.....

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On May 28th, 2039 at 4:57p.m. Renesmee and Jacob Black welcomed a tiny bundle of joy into the Cullen family. A tiny pink bundle. That's right folks, it's a beautiful, healthy baby girl for the newlyweds.

Alicia Rosemarie Black was welcomed into the world at the Cullen mansion with friends and family surrounding. The sweet baby girl is rumored to look a lot like her mother, except for a head of jet-black hair, just like her father. She weighed a healthy 6 pounds 4 ounces and was just over eighteen inches long. Aww...sounds adorable if you ask me.

Congratulations you guys and good luck! (You'll need it having a baby just out the gates of marriage...but I'm not judging!)

sightings!!!

My sources tell me that Evan Williams, Alice Cullen's fiance', was sighted not once, but twice in one week! First down in Jasper, Florida visiting none other than...well Jasper Whitlock himself. Hmm...I wonder what went on down there? I may have spies everywhere, but I don't have supersonic hearing. That is beyond my area of expertise, so we shall have wait and see for ourselves. His second sighting of the week was at Club Valis where it is rumored that he was speaking with another woman that identified herself as Addison Sheppard. Haven't seen her around before...

Well, well, well...I guess all relationships aren't perfect, as demonstrated by La Push's favorite couple, Kenzie Karter and Jonathan Whiteman. Kenzie was spotted leaving Jon's house in quite a rush after their date and from what I have heard, they have not spoken in months! What the hell went down in that house? Well, I also saw the two of them on the beach together not too long ago...was it a reunion?

Lovable pixie-girl Alice Cullen spotted in New York, picking out wedding dresses for her upcoming nuptuals. Oh sweetheart, didn't anyone tell you...you're supposed to bring a close friend or sister along with you when you shop! It makes it all the more fun...at least, that's what I'm told.

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There is one last thing I wanted to mention before I jet off for the other side of the world for a while...it seems to me like new relationships are springing up right and left, especially in the Forks High School area. Wonder what they're really teaching those kids in high school nowdays. I know it's been a while since I was there, but it appears a hell of a lot has changed since I graduated. Perhaps I should continue my education and see where it gets me...

That's all for now! Stay tuned...

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It is official!

School is OUT for the summer! No more tests; no more pop-quizzes; and most of all...no more annoying lectures that you have to suffer through! So shove all those irritating textbooks into a closet somewhere and pull out the swim suits, beach towels, and flip-flops! I know I'll be spending ample time at the beach with my sunshades on observing all the summer romances beginning to bloom. *wink wink*

sightings!!!

Well, well, well...I have it on the best authority that Alice Cullen, bride-elect of Evan Williams, was seen down in Florida recently. But where was Evan? This certainly was not a vacation trip as she was last seen heading toward Jasper, Florida which happens to be the exact town her ex-husband was last sighted. Now I'm getting curious...

Raine Aurora and Arkan North were seen slipping off to Las Vegas, both coming back with wedding rings. Well...I guess I should say Raine North now.

Kenzie Karter and Jonathan Whiteman were last spotted on First Beach, locking lips and cuddling. If anyone doubted their relationship before, I am fairly certain that they are being put to shame now. The fiery passion has been reignited and is in full swing again.

Speaking of Kenzie, she was also seen hitting up the local diner with bestie Lucy Daniels, where they were later joined by Kaleb Hall. Lucy and Kaleb were seen flirting a little back and forth. Lucy and Kaleb were also spotted together before the diner incident at Kaleb's ranch just outside the city limits of Forks where there was a picnic and some horseback riding. Do I smell a summer romance?

Faith Madison seen in a stand-off with Devonny Dawson in Forks Forest. The two were exchanging death-glares and some snide comments, with Faith becoming increasingly frustrated. Do I sense a power struggle of some sort?

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Now that the summer weather has kicked in, I've noticed more of the Cullen clan have seemed to disappear from public life. Hmm...I wonder if it has something to do with the sun? Well, not everyone likes sunlight. Besides, with all the skin cancer popping up, it might be better to stay out of the sun anyways.

I don't know about you guys, but I have got a really bad feeling that something is lurking in the distance. I have no idea what it could possibly be, but this is quite possibly the worst feeling I've ever had since before I knew that my favorite t.v. show Friends was ending. What could it possibly be? I guess we will just have to wait and see.

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OHMYGOD...

I seriously think I could faint with this one guys. If one ever thought ghosts were real, then hold on to your seats for this one because this definitely is not the Sixth Sense. We're talking people coming back from the dead...at least the social radar dead.

You heard me correctly. Mr. Jasper Whitlock has come home to Forks! But, what kind of homecoming is he returning to? After abandoning one's family, he can hardly expect a warm welcome, especially from sister Rosalie. Guess it's time to pay the pied piper Jazz. Tsk tsk...

sightings!!!

With summer in full-swing, it seems that everyone is out and about these days, bustling along the beaches and even around the tiny town of Forks.

Jonathan Whiteman and Kenzie Karter, obviously so in love and together, were spotted around the La Push area recently for what appeared to be a date. They've reunited for the summer, but can their romance last into her senior year of high school?

Newcomer Vanessa Camden seen at the local Forks diner with Kaleb Hall...wonder where Lucy was? The conversation looked harmless enough, so perhaps it was just a friendly meeting.

The three musketeers, Lucy Daniels, Kenzie Karter, and Katelyn Taylor hunkering down for a sleepover at Lucy's house. This means no boys, but certainly doesn't prohibit talking about them. I'll be willing to bet there were all sorts of conversations pertaining to a certain cowboy, Englishman, and boyfriend...

Ex-La Push resident Natasha Black seen visiting cousin Jacob as well as Renesmee and the newest addition to their family, little Alicia. The family seems to be knitting itself back together these days.

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With all these sudden romances popping up, one has to wonder...what exactly is in the air? Or maybe it's the water? Well, whatever it is you can be certain that I am not taking part in any of that messy business. Relationships are just not my thing...watching them unfold and dishing the latest on them, however...well that's exactly up my ally. So, as these summer romances heat up and eventually cool down, you know that I will be the first to tell you.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa...

I think that things have just begun to heat up around the small, sleepy little town of Forks, Washington.It looks like Jasper was actually welcomed home by his family. His brothers, sisters, and parents all welcomed him home with open arms and understanding hearts. Looks like he lucked out there for sure...

However, Miss Alice Cullen seems to be having her own set of issues with the homecoming of her ex-husband, even though she was the one who actually retrieved him from Florida...or so I'm told.

sightings!!!

Looks as if brother/sister pair Rosalie Hale and Jasper Whitlock were spotted down in California. Sources say that Jasper was seen fleeing with his two children while Rosalie stayed behind to speak with Lexie Swan...

Lucy Daniels and Kaleb Hall seen hitting up First Beach. Sparks were definitely flying as Mr. Hall apparently confessed his feelings for the beauty and she reciprocated. How precious! But be careful kids...love is a precarious thing!

Ex-sister Crystal Cullen seen lurking about the cottage of Jacob and Renesmee Black while Jacob was away, leaving his wife and daughter alone. Nathaniel Pierce and Ryssa Adamson showed up less than three minutes later...I wonder if she was after something or someone?

Sisters Alice and Bella Cullen seen out in the mountains near Forks, spending some quality time together. Apparently our little pixie had a lot to share with her sister...and it all had to do with a certain ex-husband and current fiance...

Addison Sheppard seen at Edward and Bella Cullen's house, presenting an idea that rather intrigued the couple. I wonder exactly what that was...

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Is it just me or does it seem like there happens to be a lot of new people coming into Forks right and left? The population does definitely seem to be growing during these summer months. And here we all thought that Forks and La Push were dead end towns that had no hope for anything? I guess we were all wrong!

And with new people coming into Forks...there is a ton more gossip for me to spread. I guess I should be the one rejoicing the most!

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Well, well, well...

I think that I definitely have a lot to catch up on after being on vacation celebrating the last of summer vacation. It seems to me that while the cat was away...all the little mice did play. And play they did. Where to begin, where to begin?

It seems as though the tiny town of Forks did have something to celebrate while I was gone...the ninety-fourth anniversary of the town's founding. And boy did they ever throw one doozy of a party. The entire town square was lit up with twinkling lights, festive colors, and rumor has it...even a dance floor. Everyone who was anyone was there, including the ever elusive Cullen family. Notibly missing though were Emmett Cullen as well as Renesmee and Jacob Black. I wonder if the newlyweds are still getting used to parenthood with their little one at home? Perhaps it's something a little deeper than that with Jasper's return?

sightings!!!

Even though there were so many people at the party, I still took the time to stake out for my favorite people to gossip on...

Lucy Daniels and Kaleb Hall seen taking quite a few spins around the dance floor together. And if my ears didn't deceive me, their conversation was quite cute as well. I guess this is one summer romance that definitely didn't fizzle...

Vanessa Camden even made an appearance at the party, striking up conversation with Lucy before she was whisked away by that handsome cowboy. But she wasn't alone for long as a handsome new face filled that space right next to her. Apparently his name is William...

Rosalie Hale showing up unannounced at the home of Renesmee Cullen-Black with a stern, accusing look on her face. Seems to be that there could be a little family discord around the return of Jasper. Maybe not all is so keen in the family after all.

Exes Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen seen standing in the clearing of the mountains. Sources say it was the first time since his return that they have spoken to one another. Could there be hope after all? Who knows...

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With the ending of Summer comes the beginning of Autumn, the new school year, and a whole horde of new gossip for me. I wonder which romances will remain as bikinis are traded for jeans and t-shirts and days at the beach are replaced with long hours in the classroom? One thing's for certain though...wherever there is gossip, I'm sure to be.

That's all for now! Stay tuned...

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